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'''El-sega (elektre sega)'''
 
'''El-sega (elektre sega)'''
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Un man kupi un el-sega in shop, go a dom, poy afte kelke taim returni a shop kun kupen sega.
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Un man kupi un el-sega in shop, go wek, poy afte kelke taim returni a shop kun kupen sega.
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- Hey, yu shwo-te a me ke sey sega kati 100 baum per ora. Me probi-te it: it kati sol 10 baum per ora!
 
- Hey, yu shwo-te a me ke sey sega kati 100 baum per ora. Me probi-te it: it kati sol 10 baum per ora!
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- Plis bye nokalmi. Nu sal probi it nau.
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- Plis bu nokalmi. Nu sal probi it nau.
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Vender mah-on sega-motor. Al audi shum de motor, kuper kwesti:
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Vender mah-on sega-motor. Al audi shum de motor, kuper shwo:
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- E sey shum, kwo es?
 
- E sey shum, kwo es?
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'''***'''
 
'''***'''
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In bar, bli kaunta, un klienta shwo a otre-la:
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In bar, bli kaunta, un klienta shwo a otre:
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- Skusi ba por disturba, bat ob yu es agnibrigadayuan?
 
- Skusi ba por disturba, bat ob yu es agnibrigadayuan?
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- Ver! Bat komo yu gesi?!
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- Ver! Bat komo yu he gesi?!
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- Wel, me bu jan... Ye koysa osobe in yur aspekta... Sey brave kansa, sey garwe zitay*, sey siguritaa... sey gaobutas, sey helma, sey shlang*...
 
- Wel, me bu jan... Ye koysa osobe in yur aspekta... Sey brave kansa, sey garwe zitay*, sey siguritaa... sey gaobutas, sey helma, sey shlang*...
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zitay - bearing, demeanor / осанка, выправка
 
zitay - bearing, demeanor / осанка, выправка
  
 
shlang - hose / manguera / шланг
 
shlang - hose / manguera / шланг
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'''***'''
 
'''***'''
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Ga pyan mursha shwo a suy molya:
 
Ga pyan mursha shwo a suy molya:
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- Sedey un misteria he eventi a me. Me go-te a banishamba, e al ofni dwar luma automatikem fa-on.
 
- Sedey un misteria he eventi a me. Me go-te a banishamba, e al ofni dwar luma automatikem fa-on.
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- Duspyannik! Yu snova he urini inu froster!
 
- Duspyannik! Yu snova he urini inu froster!
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'''Bifoo ke draka begin'''
 
'''Bifoo ke draka begin'''
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Un man lai a bar, shwo:
 
Un man lai a bar, shwo:
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- Dai ba un maga bira, bifoo ke draka begin.
 
- Dai ba un maga bira, bifoo ke draka begin.
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Afte kelke taim:
 
Afte kelke taim:
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- Dai ba yoshi un maga bira, bifoo ke draka begin.
 
- Dai ba yoshi un maga bira, bifoo ke draka begin.
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Afte yoshi kelke taim:
 
Afte yoshi kelke taim:
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- Dai ba yoshi un-la. Bifoo ke draka begin.
 
- Dai ba yoshi un-la. Bifoo ke draka begin.
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Pa fin baryuan kwesti:
 
Pa fin baryuan kwesti:
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- E wen draka mus begin?
 
- E wen draka mus begin?
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- Wen yu yao. Me bu hev mani.
 
- Wen yu yao. Me bu hev mani.
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'''***'''
 
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Un madam telefoni a masu-shop, kwesti:
 
Un madam telefoni a masu-shop, kwesti:
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- Haloo, ob yu hev swina-ney kapa?
 
- Haloo, ob yu hev swina-ney kapa?
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- Ya.
 
- Ya.
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- Ob yu hev yoshi kunila-ney aures?
 
- Ob yu hev yoshi kunila-ney aures?
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- Ya.
 
- Ya.
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- Oo may boh, yu es ya monsta.
 
- Oo may boh, yu es ya monsta.
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'''***'''
 
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Molya shwo a mursha:
 
Molya shwo a mursha:
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- Pepe, ob yu merki ke nuy man-visin kisi suy molya kada sabah bifoo go a gunsa? Way yu bu zwo sama?
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- Pepe, ob yu merki ke nuy man-visin kisi suy molya kada sabah bifoo go a gunsa? Way yu bu zwo lo same?
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- Kara, ob yu verem yao ke me kisi nuy gin-visin?
 
- Kara, ob yu verem yao ke me kisi nuy gin-visin?
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Un jen zin animal-shop dabe kupi papagay.
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Un jen zin animal-shop, dabe kupi papagay.
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- Papagay ye?
 
- Papagay ye?
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- Papagay yok, bat ye sey ulu.
 
- Papagay yok, bat ye sey ulu.
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- Ta shwo ku?
 
- Ta shwo ku?
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- Non, bat ta audi gro-atentem.
 
- Non, bat ta audi gro-atentem.
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'''***'''
 
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Un gro-pyan man lai a dom. Gro-mushkilem ta ofni dwar bay klef, shwo:
 
Un gro-pyan man lai a dom. Gro-mushkilem ta ofni dwar bay klef, shwo:
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- Se es may klef... se es may dwar...
 
- Se es may klef... se es may dwar...
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Al hili ta zin dom, shwo:
 
Al hili ta zin dom, shwo:
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- Se es may dom... se es may koridor... se es dwar de may shamba...
 
- Se es may dom... se es may koridor... se es dwar de may shamba...
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Al palpi olo ke ta vidi, ta zin shamba, shwo:
 
Al palpi olo ke ta vidi, ta zin shamba, shwo:
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- Se es may shamba... se es may kama... se es may molya... e sey man kel lagi on kama es me...
 
- Se es may shamba... se es may kama... se es may molya... e sey man kel lagi on kama es me...
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'''***'''
 
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Klok char de sabah. Telefon suoni.
 
Klok char de sabah. Telefon suoni.
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Ivan, ga somne, pren auder.
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Ivan, ga somne, pren auder.  
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Rauke, mushkilem-samaji-ke vos fa-audi in telefon:
 
Rauke, mushkilem-samaji-ke vos fa-audi in telefon:
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- Privet... me... janmog... shwo...
 
- Privet... me... janmog... shwo...
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- Diabla! Me toshi janmog shwo, bat me bu disturbi otres in sey taim!
 
- Diabla! Me toshi janmog shwo, bat me bu disturbi otres in sey taim!
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- Bat... me... es... govina...
 
- Bat... me... es... govina...
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Dwa jen in un auto:
 
Dwa jen in un auto:
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- Bu raki tanto kway! Al kada turna me klosi okos!
 
- Bu raki tanto kway! Al kada turna me klosi okos!
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- Aa, yu toshi?
 
- Aa, yu toshi?
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Latest revision as of 17:03, 2 May 2014

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