Anekdot (nivel 1)
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| − | ''30 anekdot bay L.A.Hill (tradukta | + | {{Edita}} |
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| + | ''30 anekdot bay L.A.Hill (tradukta fon inglish)'' | ||
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| + | ''piktura bay Anna Veltfort'' | ||
= Buchyen chitan = | = Buchyen chitan = | ||
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| − | Es | + | Es sitdi-sabah de mes-pet. Afte ofni kurtena e kan tra winda, madam Edwards smaili e shwo: "Sey dey sal bi gro-hao!" Ela jagisi swa-ney syao son pa klok ot e haf. Ela shwo a ta: "En-jagi ba, Tedi. Nu sal go a zoo sedey. Woshi ba handas e fas, brashi denta e kway chi sabahfan. Nu sal go a Nyu-York bay tren." |
Tedi hev sit yar. Ta joi gro, bikos ta gro-pri go a zoo e yoshi ta gro-pri raki tren. Ta shwo: "Me sonji om zoo pa sey nocha, Mama." | Tedi hev sit yar. Ta joi gro, bikos ta gro-pri go a zoo e yoshi ta gro-pri raki tren. Ta shwo: "Me sonji om zoo pa sey nocha, Mama." | ||
| − | Ta-ney mata hasti gro, | + | Ta-ney mata zai mangi-hasti gro, yedoh ela stopi e smaili a swa-ney son-ki. "Ver ku, Tedi?" ela shwo. "E kwo yu zwo-te in zoo in yur sonja?" |
Tedi ridi e jawabi: "Yu jan ya, Mama! Yu toshi bin in may sonja." | Tedi ridi e jawabi: "Yu jan ya, Mama! Yu toshi bin in may sonja." | ||
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| − | + | Polli en-go a skola al hev sit yar. Ela gro-pri un-ney skola-dey. Elay talimer to mis Yati es muy prival, e oli otre kinda in klas es prival toshi. Bat pa dwa-ney dey, afte ke oli leson fini e oli kinda chu lernishamba, Polli resti e en-weiti. | |
| − | Mis Yati hev mucho dela e bu merki Poli pa beginsa, bat poy ela lifti kapa e en-vidi ela. "Way yu bu he go kun otres, | + | Mis Yati hev mucho dela e bu merki Poli pa beginsa, bat poy ela lifti kapa e en-vidi ela. "Way yu bu he go kun otres, Polli?" ela kwesti karimem. "Ob yu yao fai kwesta a me?" |
| − | "Ya, mis Yati," | + | "Ya, mis Yati," Polli shwo. |
"Kwo ye?" mis Yati kwesti. | "Kwo ye?" mis Yati kwesti. | ||
| − | "Kwo me zwo-te in skola sedey?" | + | "Kwo me zwo-te in skola sedey?" Polli shwo. |
| − | Mis Yati ridi. "Kwo yu zwo-te in skola sedey?" ela shwo. "Way yu kwesti me om se, | + | Mis Yati ridi. "Kwo yu zwo-te in skola sedey?" ela shwo. "Way yu kwesti me om se, Polli?" |
| − | "Bikos me sal go a dom nau," | + | "Bikos me sal go a dom nau," Polli jawabi, "e may mata sal kwesti me." |
= Om jiva e morta = | = Om jiva e morta = | ||
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| − | Jini safari pa | + | Jini safari pa Nyu-Ingland bay auto. Unves ela stopi in syao vilaja dabe kan jamile lao kirka. Bifoo it ye kabralok, e un lao man zai rasti herba sirkum kabras. |
Jini chu auto, zin kabralok e kan kelke kabra. Poy ela go-lai a lao man e shwo a ta: "Hao sabah! Sey vilaja, ob jenta oftem morti hir?" | Jini chu auto, zin kabralok e kan kelke kabra. Poy ela go-lai a lao man e shwo a ta: "Hao sabah! Sey vilaja, ob jenta oftem morti hir?" | ||
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Jini ridi al audi se, poy shwo a lao man: "Skusi. Me bu he shwo se pravem. Me sal kwesti otrem: 'Sey vilaja, ob mucho jenta morti hir?" | Jini ridi al audi se, poy shwo a lao man: "Skusi. Me bu he shwo se pravem. Me sal kwesti otrem: 'Sey vilaja, ob mucho jenta morti hir?" | ||
| − | Lao man snova stopi gun. "Ya," ta shwo, "li oli morti." Poy ta en-rasti | + | Lao man snova stopi gun. "Ya," ta shwo, "li oli morti." Poy ta en-rasti herba snova. |
= Avion-safara = | = Avion-safara = | ||
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| − | + | Billi e Fred es universitet-studenta. Li es amiga. Li bu hev mucho mani. Also, wen vakasion-taim lai, Billi shwo: "Nu fai ba vakasion in treiler, Fred. Es pyu chipe kem in hotel. Me mog loni-pren may-patra-ney treiler." | |
| − | Fred joi gro e konsenti, also li zin | + | Fred joi gro e konsenti, also li zin treiler e begin fai vakasion. |
Li yao en-stan ranem pa sabah, bat kloka-jagiser yok. | Li yao en-stan ranem pa sabah, bat kloka-jagiser yok. | ||
| − | "Problema yok, | + | "Problema yok, Billi," Fred shwo. "Me ve pon kelke syao pan-pes on ruf de treiler bifoo go somni, e li ve jagisi nu pa sabah." |
| − | + | Billi fa-astoni bat shwo nixa. | |
| − | Fred es prave. Al fa-sabah kelke syao faula flai-lai fo chi pan, e ley shum on ruf de | + | Fred es prave. Al fa-sabah kelke syao faula flai-lai fo chi pan, e ley shum on ruf de treiler, it jagisi Billi e Fred muy kway. |
= Nixa es perfekte = | = Nixa es perfekte = | ||
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Keti e Jeni go a skola pa hunta duran kelke yar e es amiga. Keti hev un meno-yash-ney sista, e Jeni bu hev nul brata-sista. Poy Keti e Jeni fini skola, e afte kelke yar li ambi gami e en-hev kinda. | Keti e Jeni go a skola pa hunta duran kelke yar e es amiga. Keti hev un meno-yash-ney sista, e Jeni bu hev nul brata-sista. Poy Keti e Jeni fini skola, e afte kelke yar li ambi gami e en-hev kinda. | ||
| − | Li jivi dalem fon mutu. Li gro-mangi | + | Li jivi dalem fon mutu. Li gro-mangi swa-ney familia, also li bu vidi mutu til ke Keti-ney sista gami. |
Undey Keti e Jeni miti in urba-sentra al fai kuping. Li toki duran kelke taim, poy Jeni shwo: "Komo yur sista sta, kun swa-ney nove mursha?" | Undey Keti e Jeni miti in urba-sentra al fai kuping. Li toki duran kelke taim, poy Jeni shwo: "Komo yur sista sta, kun swa-ney nove mursha?" | ||
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"Oo, kwo es?" Jeni kwesti. | "Oo, kwo es?" Jeni kwesti. | ||
| − | "Wel, ela heni | + | "Wel, ela heni lu," Keti shwo. "Bat sempre in kada kosa ye koy dosh, bu ver? Nixa es perfekte." |
= Farke gunpaga = | = Farke gunpaga = | ||
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| − | Ali Braun janmog repari dom-kosas gro-hao wen li fa-rupti. Unves ta go a otre urba fo zwo koy gunsa dar, e ta-ney molya resti pa dom sole. Al ke sinior Braun es wek, kran in banishamba fa-rupti, also ela telefoni-voki | + | Ali Braun janmog repari dom-kosas gro-hao wen li fa-rupti. Unves ta go a otre urba fo zwo koy gunsa dar, e ta-ney molya resti pa dom sole. Al ke sinior Braun es wek, kran in banishamba fa-rupti, also ela telefoni-voki akwatuber. |
Yuan lai pa aksham e repari kran in kelke minuta. Afte fini, ta dai a madam Braun den bil pur gunsa. | Yuan lai pa aksham e repari kran in kelke minuta. Afte fini, ta dai a madam Braun den bil pur gunsa. | ||
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Ela kan it duran kelke sekunda, poy shwo: "Yur prais es tro gao, bu ver? Yu jan ku, iven ti lai a dom na leker kosti meno." | Ela kan it duran kelke sekunda, poy shwo: "Yur prais es tro gao, bu ver? Yu jan ku, iven ti lai a dom na leker kosti meno." | ||
| − | "Ya, me jan se," | + | "Ya, me jan se," akwatuber jawabi. "Me jan se muy hao, bikos me bin leker bifoo ke me pai sey gunsa kelke mes bak." |
= Har e mustash = | = Har e mustash = | ||
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| − | + | Molli bin sole gela pa elay gata, bat, al ke ela hev ot yar, otre gela en-habiti in kontra-ney dom. Nove gela toshi hev ot yar. Ela nami Joan. Joan hev dwa brata. Dwa gela bu go a same skola, bat li sun begin plei pa hunta afte skola. | |
| − | Undey Joan lai a dom, pi milka, chi biskwit, poy go a | + | Undey Joan lai a dom, pi milka, chi biskwit, poy go a Molli-ney dom. Ela shwo a swa-ney amiga: "Swasti, Molli. Yu lai-bu-lai a may dom fo plei? Me hev gro-hao nove geim." |
| − | + | Molli jawabi: "Skusi, Joan, bat may mata bu permiti ke me plei kun yu sedey, bikos yur brata Jorj zai hev lengitura, e ela bu yao ke me toshi pai it." | |
| − | "Oo, problema yok, | + | "Oo, problema yok, Molli," Joan jawabi kway. "Pa fakta, Jorj bu es may vere brata. Ta es may stif-brata." |
= Gande handas = | = Gande handas = | ||
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Visin fa-astoni. "Koyves ku?" ta shwo. "Kwo yu maini?" | Visin fa-astoni. "Koyves ku?" ta shwo. "Kwo yu maini?" | ||
| − | "Wel," Henk jawabi lentem, "wen ye pati in urba, it perteni a may docha Jein. Wen koylok ye | + | "Wel," Henk jawabi lentem, "wen ye pati in urba, it perteni a may docha Jein. Wen koylok ye futbol-match, it perteni a may son Jo. Afte ke me woshi it, al ke it aspekti muy prival e klin, it perteni a may molya. E wen it nidi bensin, it es me-ney." |
= Semafor-luma = | = Semafor-luma = | ||
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Kelke dey bak Tim lopi-lai a dom e go uupar a swa-ney shamba. Ta-ney brata toshi es dar, ta zai audi musika. Ta lifti kapa al ke Tim zin, shwo: "Way yu plaki, Tim?" | Kelke dey bak Tim lopi-lai a dom e go uupar a swa-ney shamba. Ta-ney brata toshi es dar, ta zai audi musika. Ta lifti kapa al ke Tim zin, shwo: "Way yu plaki, Tim?" | ||
| − | "Bikos Hari he darbi me," ta-ney meno-yash-ney brata shwo. Hari es | + | "Bikos Hari he darbi me," ta-ney meno-yash-ney brata shwo. Hari es boy in skola, e li oftem batali kun mutu. |
Stiv ridi e shwo: "Ob yu jawabi-darbi, o sim en-plaki kom bebi e lopi a dom a mama?" | Stiv ridi e shwo: "Ob yu jawabi-darbi, o sim en-plaki kom bebi e lopi a dom a mama?" | ||
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| − | + | Billi jivi pa kalme gata in gran urba. Koyves ta-ney mata pren ta a parka fo plei, bat wen ela mangi, ta plei pa gata. Undey pa aksham Billi-ney patra dai a ta un jamile nove bol, e pa lai-she sabah Billi go a gata fo plei kun it. Ta plei joi-shem duran kelke minuta, bat poy un gran doga go pas. Al vidi bol doga toshi en-yao plei kun it. | |
| − | + | Billi pren bol, lifti it e teni it sobre kapa. Ta bu yao ke doga pren it e lopi wek kun it, bat doga ek-salti e mah-lwo ta. | |
| − | + | Billi-ney mata tuy chu dom e lopi-lai a ta. "Ob ta he kusi yu?" ela kwesti. | |
| − | "Non, ta bu he kusi me," | + | "Non, ta bu he kusi me," Billi jawabi, "bat ta he gusti me." |
= Hao aspekta = | = Hao aspekta = | ||
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| − | Sinior e madam Wiliams gami al ke lu hev dwashi-tri yar e ela hev dwashi yar. Afte dwashi-pet yar li hev gran pati, e | + | Sinior e madam Wiliams gami al ke lu hev dwashi-tri yar e ela hev dwashi yar. Afte dwashi-pet yar li hev gran pati, e fotiyuan lai e zwo kelke foto de li. |
| − | Poy | + | Poy fotiyuan dai a madam Wiliams swa-ney nam-karta e shwo: "Fotos ve bi tayar pa lai-she tridi. Yu mog pai li pa nuy studio." |
"Non," madam Wiliams shwo, "bi karim sendi li a nu." | "Non," madam Wiliams shwo, "bi karim sendi li a nu." | ||
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Fotos arivi afte un wik, bat madam Wiliams bu joi al vidi li. Ela zin swa-ney auto e dukti it a foto-studio. Dar ela stopi, zin studio, shwo ira-nem: "Yu he zwo kelke foto de me e de may mursha pa bifoo-ney wik, bat me bu sal pagi pur li." | Fotos arivi afte un wik, bat madam Wiliams bu joi al vidi li. Ela zin swa-ney auto e dukti it a foto-studio. Dar ela stopi, zin studio, shwo ira-nem: "Yu he zwo kelke foto de me e de may mursha pa bifoo-ney wik, bat me bu sal pagi pur li." | ||
| − | "Oo, way non?" | + | "Oo, way non?" fotiyuan kwesti. |
"Bikos may mursha aspekti kom maimun," madam Wiliams shwo. | "Bikos may mursha aspekti kom maimun," madam Wiliams shwo. | ||
| − | "Wel," | + | "Wel," fotiyuan jawabi, "se bu es nuy kulpa. Way yu bu he dumi om se bifoo ke yu gami lu?" |
= Inyekta-selekta = | = Inyekta-selekta = | ||
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| − | Jimi begin rasmi al | + | Jimi begin rasmi al tri yar, e al pet yar ta janmog rasmi yo aika hao. Ta rasmi mucho jamile interes-ney piktura, e jenta pagi mucho pur li. Li shwo: "Sey boy ve bi fama-ney al bi pyu yash-ney, e dan nu ve vendi sey pikturas pur mucho mani." |
Jimi-ney pikturas farki fon pikturas de oli otre jen, bikos ta neva rasmi pa ol papir. Ta rasmi pa un haf, e dwa-ney la es sempre vakue. | Jimi-ney pikturas farki fon pikturas de oli otre jen, bikos ta neva rasmi pa ol papir. Ta rasmi pa un haf, e dwa-ney la es sempre vakue. | ||
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| − | Undey sinior Parker shwo a swa: "Me bu vidi may brata yo longem, e ta habiti in nove dom nau. Me sal raki-go adar sedey fo visiti | + | Undey sinior Parker shwo a swa: "Me bu vidi may brata yo longem, e ta habiti in nove dom nau. Me sal raki-go adar sedey fo visiti ta." |
| − | Ta pren brata-ney adres, zin auto e en-go. Ta raki-go longem, bat bu findi brata-ney dom. Pa fin ta stopi fo pregi | + | Ta pren brata-ney adres, zin auto e en-go. Ta raki-go longem, bat bu findi brata-ney dom. Pa fin ta stopi fo pregi koywan om helpa. |
"Go rektem pa sey kamina fo dwa milya," un man shwo, "poy turni a lefta, e poy pren dwa-ney kamina desnen." | "Go rektem pa sey kamina fo dwa milya," un man shwo, "poy turni a lefta, e poy pren dwa-ney kamina desnen." | ||
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| − | Don safari pa landa, e undey ta lai a un hotel in un syao urba. Dar oni servi deyfan fon klok shi-dwa | + | Don safari pa landa, e undey ta lai a un hotel in un syao urba. Dar oni servi deyfan fon klok shi-dwa e haf til klok un e haf. Ta promeni longem, poy vidi un yungo pa gata, shwo a ta: "Skusi ba, ob yu mog shwo kwel klok es?" |
Yungo kan an swa-ney handakloka, jawabi: "Es klok shi-dwa." | Yungo kan an swa-ney handakloka, jawabi: "Es klok shi-dwa." | ||
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Sinior Klark gun in ofis e zwo mucho muhim e mushkile gunsa, bat poy ta begin fogeti olo, e por se luy gunsa fa-mushkile. Undey ta shwo a swa: "Me sal go visiti doktor Martin fo toki om se." | Sinior Klark gun in ofis e zwo mucho muhim e mushkile gunsa, bat poy ta begin fogeti olo, e por se luy gunsa fa-mushkile. Undey ta shwo a swa: "Me sal go visiti doktor Martin fo toki om se." | ||
| − | Ta weiti in weitishamba she doktor Martin, kun otre pasientas tuhun, poy nana shwo a ta: " | + | Ta weiti in weitishamba she doktor Martin, kun otre pasientas tuhun, poy nana shwo a ta: "Nau yu mog zin." |
| − | Sinior Klark hasti zin doktor-Martin-ney ofis, e doktor shwo: "En-sidi ba, | + | Sinior Klark hasti zin doktor-Martin-ney ofis, e doktor shwo: "En-sidi ba, sinior Klark. Komo me mog helpi yu?" |
| − | "Oo, doktor," sinior Klark shwo, "es | + | "Oo, doktor," sinior Klark shwo, "es dashat-ney. Me bu mog remembi nixa fo pyu kem haf-minuta, e por se may gunsa fa-gro-mushkile. Kwo zwo? Ob yu mog helpi me?" |
Doktor shwo: "Wen se begin-te, sinior Klark?" | Doktor shwo: "Wen se begin-te, sinior Klark?" | ||
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| − | Sinior e madam Davi hev un son. Ta nami | + | Sinior e madam Davi hev un son. Ta nami Bobbi, e ta hev-te janmadey kelke dey bak. |
| − | Pa bifoo-ney semdi madam-Davi-ney lao patra lai fo visiti ela e elay mursha, e ta bringi un prival plei-tren fo | + | Pa bifoo-ney semdi madam-Davi-ney lao patra lai fo visiti ela e elay mursha, e ta bringi un prival plei-tren fo Bobbi. |
| − | Al dai it a | + | Al dai it a Bobbi, ta shwo: "Skusi, Bobbi, me he fogeti om yur janmadey pa bifoo-ney dwadi, also me bu he dai sey dona dan." |
| − | "Oo, se bu muhimi, opa," | + | "Oo, se bu muhimi, opa," Bobbi jawabi. "Danke gro!" |
| − | "E kwanto yar yu hev nau, | + | "E kwanto yar yu hev nau, Bobbi?" opa kwesti. Bobbi jan jawaba: "Me hev pet yar, opa." |
| − | "Hao," laojen shwo. "Nau yu es ya gran boy, | + | "Hao," laojen shwo. "Nau yu es ya gran boy, Bobbi." |
| − | "Ya, opa," | + | "Ya, opa," Bobbi shwo. |
| − | "E kwo yu ve zwo al bi pyu yash-ney? opa kwesti. | + | "E kwo yu ve zwo al bi pyu yash-ney?" opa kwesti. |
| − | Fo sey kwesta | + | Fo sey kwesta Bobbi toshi jan jawaba: "Me ve hev sit yar, opa," ta jawabi. |
= Mar e arda = | = Mar e arda = | ||
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| − | Dik es maryuan pa un gran ship. It navigi-go a Nipon e Ostralia, also Dik oftem resti pa ship duran kelke mes | + | Dik es maryuan pa un gran ship. It navigi-go a Nipon e Ostralia, also Dik oftem resti pa ship duran kelke mes sin chu. Al en-jagi pa sabah, ta sempre vidi mar, o koyves koy portu. |
Al hev dwashi-tri yar Dik gami e kupi un syao dom kun garden in suy-molya-ney urba. Toy urba es dale fon mar. Poy ta go a swa-ney ship e bu lai bak duran dwa mes. Fon portu ta go a urba bay bus e gro-joi por vidi molya snova. | Al hev dwashi-tri yar Dik gami e kupi un syao dom kun garden in suy-molya-ney urba. Toy urba es dale fon mar. Poy ta go a swa-ney ship e bu lai bak duran dwa mes. Fon portu ta go a urba bay bus e gro-joi por vidi molya snova. | ||
| − | Pa lai-she sabah ta somni til klok nin. Poy ta en-jagi turan e ek-kan tra winda. Traen winda ye kelke baum. Ta en-fobi gro e ek-salti al krai: "Nu he | + | Pa lai-she sabah ta somni til klok nin. Poy ta en-jagi turan e ek-kan tra winda. Traen winda ye kelke baum. Ta en-fobi gro e ek-salti al krai: "Nu he imbati kontra arda!" |
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