Kan sursa

{{Edita}} '''El-sega (elektre sega)''' Un man kupi un el-sega in shop, go a dom, poy afte kelke taim returni a shop kun kupen sega. - Hey, yu shwo-te a me ke sey sega kati 100 baum per ora. Me probi-te it: it kati sol 10 baum per ora! - Plis bye nokalmi. Nu sal probi it nau. Vender mah-on sega-motor. Al audi shum de motor, kuper kwesti: - E sey shum, kwo es? '''***''' In bar, bli kaunta, un klienta shwo a otre-la: - Skusi ba por disturba, bat ob yu es agnibrigadayuan? - Ver! Bat komo yu gesi?! - Wel, me bu jan... Ye koysa osobe in yur aspekta... Sey brave kansa, sey garwe zitay*, sey siguritaa... sey gaobutas, sey helma, sey shlang*... zitay - bearing, demeanor / осанка, выправка shlang - hose / manguera / шланг '''***''' Ga pyan mursha shwo a suy molya: - Sedey un misteria he eventi a me. Me go-te a banishamba, e al ofni dwar luma automatikem fa-on. - Duspyannik! Yu snova he urini inu froster! '''Bifoo ke draka begin''' Un man lai a bar, shwo: - Dai ba un maga bira, bifoo ke draka begin. Afte kelke taim: - Dai ba yoshi un maga bira, bifoo ke draka begin. Afte yoshi kelke taim: - Dai ba yoshi un-la. Bifoo ke draka begin. Pa fin baryuan kwesti: - E wen draka mus begin? - Wen yu yao. Me bu hev mani. '''***''' Un madam telefoni a masu-shop, kwesti: - Haloo, ob yu hev swina-ney kapa? - Ya. - Ob yu hev yoshi kunila-ney aures? - Ya. - Oo may boh, yu es ya monsta. '''***''' Molya shwo a mursha: - Pepe, ob yu merki ke nuy man-visin kisi suy molya kada sabah bifoo go a gunsa? Way yu bu zwo sama? - Kara, ob yu verem yao ke me kisi nuy gin-visin? '''***''' Un jen zin animal-shop dabe kupi papagay. - Papagay ye? - Papagay yok, bat ye sey ulu. - Ta shwo ku? - Non, bat ta audi gro-atentem. '''***''' Un gro-pyan man lai a dom. Gro-mushkilem ta ofni dwar bay klef, shwo: - Se es may klef... se es may dwar... Al hili ta zin dom, shwo: - Se es may dom... se es may koridor... se es dwar de may shamba... Al palpi olo ke ta vidi, ta zin shamba, shwo: - Se es may shamba... se es may kama... se es may molya... e sey man kel lagi on kama es me... '''***''' Klok char de sabah. Telefon suoni. Ivan, ga somne, pren auder. Rauke, mushkilem-samaji-ke vos fa-audi in telefon: - Privet... me... janmog... shwo... - Diabla! Me toshi janmog shwo, bat me bu disturbi otres in sey taim! - Bat... me... es... govina... '''***''' Dwa jen in un auto: - Bu raki tanto kway! Al kada turna me klosi okos! - Aa, yu toshi? [[Rakonta|Kontena]] [[Category:Rakonta]]

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