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{|width=100% |- |width=60%| '''El-sega (elektre sega)''' |width=40%| |- | Un man kupi un el-sega in shop, go wek, poy afte kelke taim returni a shop kun kupen sega. | |- | - Hey, yu shwo-te a me ke sey sega kati 100 baum per ora. Me probi-te it: it kati sol 10 baum per ora! | |- | - Plis bu nokalmi. Nu sal probi it nau. | |- | Vender mah-on sega-motor. Al audi shum de motor, kuper shwo: | |- | - E sey shum, kwo es? | |- | | |- | '''***''' | |- | In bar, bli kaunta, un klienta shwo a otre: | |- | - Skusi ba por disturba, bat ob yu es agnibrigadayuan? | |- | - Ver! Bat komo yu he gesi?! | |- | - Wel, me bu jan... Ye koysa osobe in yur aspekta... Sey brave kansa, sey garwe zitay*, sey siguritaa... sey gaobutas, sey helma, sey shlang*... | zitay - bearing, demeanor / осанка, выправка shlang - hose / manguera / шланг |- | | |- | '''***''' | |- | Ga pyan mursha shwo a suy molya: | |- | - Sedey un misteria he eventi a me. Me go-te a banishamba, e al ofni dwar luma automatikem fa-on. | |- | - Duspyannik! Yu snova he urini inu froster! | |- | | |- | '''Bifoo ke draka begin''' | |- | Un man lai a bar, shwo: | |- | - Dai ba un maga bira, bifoo ke draka begin. | |- | Afte kelke taim: | |- | - Dai ba yoshi un maga bira, bifoo ke draka begin. | |- | Afte yoshi kelke taim: | |- | - Dai ba yoshi un-la. Bifoo ke draka begin. | |- | Pa fin baryuan kwesti: | |- | - E wen draka mus begin? | |- | - Wen yu yao. Me bu hev mani. | |- | | |- | '''***''' | |- | Un madam telefoni a masu-shop, kwesti: | |- | - Haloo, ob yu hev swina-ney kapa? | |- | - Ya. | |- | - Ob yu hev yoshi kunila-ney aures? | |- | - Ya. | |- | - Oo may boh, yu es ya monsta. | |- | | |- | '''***''' | |- | Molya shwo a mursha: | |- | - Pepe, ob yu merki ke nuy man-visin kisi suy molya kada sabah bifoo go a gunsa? Way yu bu zwo lo same? | |- | - Kara, ob yu verem yao ke me kisi nuy gin-visin? | |- | | |- | '''***''' | |- | Un jen zin animal-shop, dabe kupi papagay. | |- | - Papagay ye? | |- | - Papagay yok, bat ye sey ulu. | |- | - Ta shwo ku? | |- | - Non, bat ta audi gro-atentem. | |- | | |- | '''***''' | |- | Un gro-pyan man lai a dom. Gro-mushkilem ta ofni dwar bay klef, shwo: | |- | - Se es may klef... se es may dwar... | |- | Al hili ta zin dom, shwo: | |- | - Se es may dom... se es may koridor... se es dwar de may shamba... | |- | Al palpi olo ke ta vidi, ta zin shamba, shwo: | |- | - Se es may shamba... se es may kama... se es may molya... e sey man kel lagi on kama es me... | |- | | |- | '''***''' | |- | Klok char de sabah. Telefon suoni. | |- | Ivan, ga somne, pren auder. | |- | Rauke, mushkilem-samaji-ke vos fa-audi in telefon: | |- | - Privet... me... janmog... shwo... | |- | - Diabla! Me toshi janmog shwo, bat me bu disturbi otres in sey taim! | |- | - Bat... me... es... govina... |- | '''***''' | |- | Dwa jen in un auto: | |- | - Bu raki tanto kway! Al kada turna me klosi okos! | |- | - Aa, yu toshi? | |- | | |- | | |- |} [[Category:Lo diverse]]
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